Okay, So here's the deal. Work is lame right now. Not like I hate my job, but nothing is really "post-worthy" these past few days. Therefore I'm faced with the challenge of actually keeping a blog going. (We all know how long my NYC blog lasted) I've actually already passed that by 200% with this post. So Since I can count everyone that reads this blog on one hand , which I actually enjoy, it allows me to be as candid as one can get in a blog. It also frees me up to talk about nerdy things that most people would not appreciate in the same way my closest friends would, and that Dave can make fun of me about.
It seems like this will be Dawn's last week here. Which kinda sucks because I like Dawn. Why couldn't it be Jackie's last week? All of this construction B.S. is starting to drive me crazy, All of the frames have been put up and when I come in it feels like I have to walk through a maze to get to my desk and then when I finally get here, there isn't even a piece of cheese waiting for me how bunk is that? I think after every little task I complete I should be rewarded with some cheesy goodness. Speaking of Cheesy Goodness. The Lasagna turned out okay it was not amazing, but it was something worth eating. I think my expectations are a little too high. I desperately desire to make the most unbelievable dish ever prepared by man, every time I try something new. Okay maybe not that extreme but I would love to make a dinner that you guys are in love with, not because I made it but because I truly struck it rich and found a kick-ass recipe, you know the kind of recipe where all of your friends are having a dinner party and every one's like OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR FAMOUS ....uhh.. ONION FRITTERS that you stole the recipe for off allveg.com (or what have you). I mean I think you got the idea. Maybe I need to go on Hell's kitchen, yeah like I'd last a day there. But here's an interesting thought I would love nothing more to have Cheff Ramsey come here and be the office manager for a day and watch him own everybody...My luck he'd set his sights on me.
I am literally so out of it that I can't even figure out what music to listen to right now. In case you haven't heard TMZ broke the news that David Cook (my Favorite A.I. contestant) was rushed to the hospital last night after his performance. Here's the link . Overall seems like a pretty crappy situation and I really hope he can continue in the contest and hopefully win.
Sorry I'm short on the Humor right now. But I can't always be the world's funniest creation
*Sarcasm Off.
Oh one more thing . Stop Lurking my blog Alix! I made it so LiveJournal Users can comment my posts.... Show a little love. J/K You can totally lurk all you want.
This post was written by me (Josh) during a slow time at my job. The Title for this post was inspired by my dear friend Dave, who just so happens to be the "D" mentioned in the preceding post. I'm lame.
3 comments:
I like to imagine that the title of the song is written like this: "Smoke that shit! (Bitches, Hos and Weed.)" Also, I like to pretend it is a biography of the life of Dave. Unfortunately, I will have to defer to him on that to find out if this is accurate or not.
Anyone else ready to not ever be at work again? No? Just me?
Excellent.
Aces on the lasagna friend! You and I need to bust out the manifesto and make some veggie strokenhoff... yup, did that on purpose.
Oh, please. Like you even know who actually reads your blog.
Also, while reading, I thought "Cheesy Goodness" was "Chelsea Godwin".
Also(2), I had a good time tonight. We should definitely increase the frequency of these occurrences.
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