Welcome to my life.

So I'm starting a new blog.  We'll see how long this lasts. It will be an account of all my "awesome" stories from work as the happen with the most vivid descriptions because they will be fresh in my mind. This way i won't have to try and remember the name of the song that played on the soft rock hits station 4x today when I try and explain to someone how much I hate Billy Preston and how "nothing from nothing means..." I'm gonna throw the radio through the window..... the only window in our office that is not tinted,  which just so happens to be the one right behind me that shines directly onto my computer screen. Good idea?

 No one will read this. 

Really my work is not that bad, I enjoy my job, it's just sometimes I get a bit annoyed and need a place to vent and hopefully along the way some other people can laugh or at least identify with someone.   

So my first amazing story for the day is as follows. 

 

Last night the construction crew started working on putting our walls up. That's a good thing what it really means is when the salesman are having their video conference with the owner of the company I will not be the weird guy walking around in the background to and from the copy  machine multiple times.  What's not a good thing is hearing everyone argue whether the frame they have so far is actually the right size of 10 ft. 

"I say it's 6 ft" - Jackie

"Looks like 7.5 ft to me" - Dawn

"No No its easily 9 ft" - Ida 

Ding Ding Ding. Ladies and gentleman Ida is your winner. Now for my comments during this conversation. 

"Jackie how could this be 6 ft tall when I am close to 6 ft and cannot reach the top" 

Her response... Swear to God .... "Maybe it's 6 ft metric" I'll give you a minute to digest that and wipe the tears from your eyes. 

Also 7.5 ft seems like a ridiculous guess to me.  but who knows maybe she was talking about 7.5 ft metric. 

Current office music : Get down Tonight by KC and the Sunshine Band.